Don't kill everyone's buzz by waltzin' in, looking like a cop. Put their mind at ease that their questionable behavior is safe around you and proudly declare, "Not a cop."
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You can keep searching for the secret to life, but it's already been captured in this shirt. Drive Fast, Eat @ss. All you need to know.
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I just can't be bother to give too many f's about anything. So I'll just perhaps to drugs and see what happens. Do you have any?
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It's the ultimate fighter, reigning champion Thupreme. Hide your ears. Lock up your tigers. Put away the tattoo gun.
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Laces Out, Dan! May the Dolphin's 1982 season rest in peace. Ray Finkle lives on!
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Finally, a shirt that says what you can't always express out loud. Head north my friend and let your shirt do the talking: Hey F Face!!
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Our world is in peril. Gaia, the spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plaguing our fucking planet. She gives five magic rings to five special young mafuckas. From Africa, Kwame with the power of long dick. From the North America, Wheeler with the power of...
Our world is in peril. Gaia, the spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plaguing our fucking planet. She gives five magic rings to five special young mafuckas. From Africa, Kwame with the power of long dick. From the North America, Wheeler with the power of...
We have all the answer... join us.
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"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball." - Patches O'Houlihan, the greatest dodgeball coach of all time.
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"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball." - Patches O'Houlihan, the greatest dodgeball coach of all time.
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Wooderson from Dazed and Confused is my spirit animal... kinda.
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This is the only question that matters.
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I have no political affiliation and I don't care who wins, I just want to be involved in the violence.
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Shower, check. Lube, check. No visible STDs, check. I'm here for the gang bang!
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I'm not sure how shocking it is anymore, but Surprise! I'm drunk again! Great solution for when you're tired of your bullshit behavior telling everyone you're wasted again. Let the clothes do the talking.
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And so, my fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you -- ask what you can do for your country.
I don't want to be involved in any pie but a creampie. This is street wear that I can really identify with.
Don't kill everyone's buzz by waltzin' in, looking like a cop. Put their mind at ease that their questionable behavior is safe around you and proudly declare, "Not a cop."
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The week is finally over and Jason is here to party. Thank goodness it's Friday (TGIF!!) the 13th, amirite?
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Who doesn't love Harold.
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AAAAGHGRRAH!!! AAAGHGRRAH!!! AAAAGHGRRAH!!! AAAGHGRRAH!!! AAAAGHGRRAH!!! AAAGHGRRAH!!! AAAAGHGRRAH!!! AAAGHGRRAH!!! AAAGHGRRAH!!!
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All day. Every day. Yeww! AND SEND!!!
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All he does is roll around and cry. smfh
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You only live once, shoot that rope!
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Yeet is a beautiful and commnly misused word. It is very flexible and can take many parts of speech.However, it's tenses are often used incorrectly. In the future, you "will yeet," In the present you "are yeeting," and in the past, "you yote.""Yote" is often replaced with "yeeted," but that...
Til all skeet skeet motherf*ckers, all skeet skeet god damn!
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Facts. Facts. Facts. Facts. So sick...
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