Don't kill everyone's buzz by waltzin' in, looking like a cop. Put their mind at ease that their questionable behavior is safe around you and proudly declare, "Not a cop."
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You can keep searching for the secret to life, but it's already been captured in this shirt. Drive Fast, Eat @ss. All you need to know.
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Drive Fast Eat A $$ - Baseball Long Sleeve Tee. This is the motto that I live by...
Finally, a shirt that says what you can't always express out loud. Head north my friend and let your shirt do the talking: Hey F Face!!
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Laces Out, Dan! May the Dolphin's 1982 season rest in peace. Ray Finkle lives on!
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You can tell by the look (and maybe other stuff...) on my face, I'm here for the bukkake.
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