When you find someone who can't seem to shut their face-hole. It's time to let them know, "If I wanted to talk to an a-hole, I would have farted." Bonus points for fart noises.

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When you find someone who can't seem to shut their face-hole. It's time to let them know, "If I wanted to talk to an a-hole, I would have farted." Bonus points for fart noises.

  • Premium 4.3 oz
  • 100% soft ringspun cotton
  • Made in USA
  • Size Chart
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