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Smarmy:
A certain attitude often accompanied by a squinty look and a superior smile that makes you instantly hate a person. Similar to snobby.
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Premium 4.3 oz
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100% soft ringspun cotton
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Made in USA
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Smarmy:
A certain attitude often accompanied by a squinty look and a superior smile that makes you instantly hate a person. Similar to snobby.
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Premium 4.3 oz
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100% soft ringspun cotton
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Made in USA
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Size Chart
Don't kill everyone's buzz by waltzin' in, looking like a cop. Put their mind at ease that their questionable behavior is safe around you and proudly declare, "Not a cop."
Premium 4.3 oz
100% soft ringspun cotton
Made in USA
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You can keep searching for the secret to life, but it's already been captured in this shirt. Drive Fast, Eat @ss. All you need to know.
Premium 4.3 oz
100% soft ringspun cotton
Made in USA
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Squints is the man!
Premium 4.3 oz
100% soft ringspun cotton
Made in USA
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